For a week or two, now, I’ve been noticing beautiful women everywhere. It’s becoming something of a distraction. I’m attracted to women at all turns.

I’m attracted to women! Now, I just need to learn how to talk to them. Baby steps, Bernard. Baby steps. But no babies.

I don’t have time to pound out a piece about this right now, so I’ll leave you with this anecdote from the archives. Continue reading “From the Archives – I Met a Girl the Other Night” →